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Monday, March 30, 2020

Pheromones (the) - Collateral Damage

Name: The Pheromones
Album: Collateral Damage
Year: 1988
Style: Comedic Pop, Novelty, Folk, Electronic
Similar Bands: Weird Al, Frank De Lima & Na Kolohe
"One-Word" Review: Embarrassing eclectic joke-songs
Based Out Of: Washington DC
Label: Skyclad
 Cover & Record
Record & Back
Collateral Damage (1988)
  1. Attaboy 3:08
  2. Too Smart to Have Fun 2:56
  3. Closet Skeleton 4:02
  4. Hey Look Around You 2:37
  5. Campaign '88 3:06
  6. If I Were Your Prezident  3:15 /
  7. Galactic Funny Farm 4:11
  8. Space in the World 1:37
  9. Ancient One 4:45
  10. Mad Elaine 2:44
  11. Come & Unite Me Tonight 3:41
  12. Yuppie Drone II 3:27
  13. Tiki Goes Mad 1:14
Album Rating (1-10): 3.0

Members & Other Bands:

  • Jimmy (Patterson) Pheromone -Writing & Programming
  • Alvis (Johnson) Pheromone - Writing & Performance
  • Mary Von Klotz
  • Melcor Shaazendis - Producer
  • J.B. Daws - Engineer
  • Hank Rand -Arrangements
  • Alan Sonneman - Cover Art
  • Elliott Landy - Back Photo
  • New Age Graphics - Design & Graphics
  • Letterforms - Typography


Unknown-ness: Never heard of this band, but I like the pink & black color scheme, and the font of the album title gives a little of a punk/alternative vibe.

Album Review: This album is terrible. Very awkward and embarrassing style attempts with cringe-worthy lyrics and dated jests. The one stand out track "Too Smart to Have Fun" has a good melody, and is not a horrible song, and the Campaign-Prezident (ugh, the "z") suite has some interesting ideas and concepts about running & voting for a 3rd party candidate. Those two points gave the album an extra point on its rating. The synth / drum machine effects on Attaboy and Yuppie Drone are just horrendous Devo and rap style parodies respectively (although "Attaboy" has a solid They Might Be Giants worthy lyric "Here at the "department of redundancy" department). The worst Weird Al songs are leagues ahead of anything on this album. Makes a little more sense that they were on Dr. Demento.

Stand Out Track: Too Smart to Have Fun

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