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Thursday, April 1, 2021

Gaylor, Bobby - Fuzzatonic Scream

Name: Bobby Gaylor
Album: Fuzzatonic Scream
Year: 2000
Style: Spoken Word, Stories
Similar Bands: Jim Carroll, Dennis Leary
"One-Word" Review: Wankery Stories set to acoustic jazz
Based Out Of: Boston, MA
Label: Atlantic, WEA,
Cover, Lyrics, Back, CD Tray
Liner Notes, Pics, CD, CD back
Fuzzatonic Scream (2000)
  1. Suicide - 6:27 (single)
  2. One Moment 4:17
  3. Hit a Guy With My Car 5:52
  4. Smelt 4:03
  5. Tommy the Frog Killer 8:08
  6. Animals 5:48
  7. Out the Window 6:06
  8. Masturbation 4:20
  9. Business End of a Gun 9:19
  10. Suicide (Non-Explicit Version) 5:21
Album Rating (1-10): 2.0

Members & Other Bands:
  • Bobby Gaylor - Words & Music
  • Marc Bonilla - Producer, Arrangement, Music, Instruments (California Transit Authority, Keith Emerson Band, John Debney, Kevin Gilbert, Thomas Lang, Eddie Jobson, James Newton Howard, 3rd Matinee, Glenn Hughes, Masahiro Andoh, Lyden Moon, Eric Westphal, Jordan Rudess, Steve Porcaro)
  • Don C Tyler - Mastering
  • Michael Scott - Music, Instruments (Jeff Scott Soto, Koobaatoo Asparagus / Oasis of the Zombies)
  • Bob Birch - Bass
  • Joii Goodman - Backing Vox
  • Nick Casinelli - A&R
  • Doug Buttleman - Mgmt
  • Elliot Groffman - Legal
  • Jeff Newton - Production Manager
  • Richard Bates - Art Direction
  • Martin Ogolter - Art Direction & Design
  • Gregg Roth - Cover Photo
  • Michael Tweed - Photos
  • Christian Staehr - Photos
Unknown-ness: I've never heard of this artist, but the photos make him look like an aging hipster, possibly an old punk frontman going out solo. Kind of an Elvis Costello vibe if he were trying to start a career in the 00's. The goatee screams some sort of previous life in rockabilly or ska.

Album Review: This is a bunch of self-wankery stories that the listener may or may not be able to associate with. Not poetry, more story slam songs with a noticeable Boston accent. The music accompanying the songs is a little jazzy maybe, but mostly generic acoustic Dave Matthews-y. Suicide is in poor taste, as half the monologue is about taking your life, and the other is about what you'd miss. And I had to skip past Tommy the Frog Killer...but i can guess where it was going.

Gaylor is an all-around media arts guy, including actor and stand up who moved from Boston to LA for his writing gig for the TV show Rosanne. He also voiced Buford van Stomm & wrote for Disney Channel's Phineas & Ferb. 

Stand Out Track: 

Links:
Spotify
Wiki

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Winans, The - Decisions

Name: The Winans    
Album: Decisions
Year: 1987
Style: Gospel, Smooth RnB
Similar Bands: Dixie Hummingbirds, Gerald Levert, Teddy Pendergrass, Luther Vandross, George Benson
"One-Word" Review: sleek synth spirituals
Based Out Of: Detroit MI
Label: Qwest Records, Warner Bros. / Communications
Cover, Sleeve, Record
Back, Sleeve, Record
Decisions (1987)
  1. Ain't No Need to Worry 5:43
  2. Millions 4:19
  3. Breaking of Day 4:43
  4. What Can I Say? 4:41 /
  5. Right, Left in a Wrong World 6:08
  6. The Real Meaning of Christmas 4:40
  7. Love Has No Color 4:13
  8. Give Me You 4:46
  9. How Can You Live Without Christ 4:23
Album Rating (1-10): 2.0

Members & Other Bands:
  • Marvin Winans - Writer, Producer, Percussion (Testimonial Singers, Stevie Wonder, Kenny G, R.Kelly, Wayman Tisdale, Lalah Hathaway, Ricky Van Shelton, Kenny Loggins, Perfect Praise Choir, Andrae Crouch, Maria Muldaur, Kellie Copeland, Scott Johnson, Michael Jackson, George Duke, Tim Bowman, Anita Baker, Kirk Franklin, Lavine Hudson, Mervyn Warren, )
  • Carvin Winans - Co-Producer, Writer (Testimonial Singers, Stevie Wonder, Kenny G, R.Kelly, Wayman Tisdale, Lalah Hathaway, Ricky Van Shelton, Kenny Loggins, Gospel Buggy Choir, Andrae Crouch, Keith Green, Kellie Copeland, Scott Johnson, Michael Jackson, Vanessa Bell Armstrong, Annita Baker)
  • Michael Winans - Co-Producer, Writer (Testimonial Singers, Stevie Wonder, Kenny G, R.Kelly, Wayman Tisdale, Lalah Hathaway, Ricky Van Shelton, Kenny Loggins, Andrae Crouch, Michael Jackson, Anita Baker)
  • Ronald Winans - Co Producer, Writer  (Testimonial Singers, Stevie Wonder, Kenny G, R.Kelly, Wayman Tisdale, Lalah Hathaway, Ricky Van Shelton, Kenny Loggins, Andrae Crouch, Kellie Copeland, Scott Johnson, Michael Jackson, Lavine Hudson, Kelli Williams, Anita Baker, Sounds of Blackness)
  • Barry Hankerson - Co & Executive Producer, Writer, MGMT, Percussion (Rob Milner)
  • Quincy Jones - Executive Producer
  • Benny Medina - Executive Producer
  • Anita Baker - Vox (Chapter 8, Melba Moore, Howard Hewett, Stevie Wonder, Cyrus Chestnut, Frank Sinatra, Marek Niedzwiecki, Dave Koz, Aaron Robinson, Andreus)
  • Michael McDonald - Vox (All Star Choir, Artists United for Nature, Del-Rays, Doobie Brothers, The Guild, NY Rock 'n Soul Review, Steely Dan, Guy Finley, Carly Simon,  Jack Jones, Paul Williams, Tommy James, Little Feat, Bonnie Raitt, Craig Fuller, Eric Kaz, Dirt Band, Stephen Bishop, Gary Wright, Rita Coolidge, Kenny Loggins, Elton John, Christopher Cross, Donna Summer, Helen Redy, Paul Anka, Diana Ross, Joni Mitchell, Toto, Sergio Mendes, El DeBarge, Patti LaBelle, Wang Chung, Alan Silvestri, Aretha Franklin, Pointer Sisters, Dave Matthews Band, Vince Gill, John Tesh, Edwin McCain, Boz Scaggs, Kenny Rogers, many)
  • Percy Bady - Writer
  • Karen Jones - Project Coordinator
  • Laythan Armour - Keys, Drums & Synth Programming (Hinton Battle, Chico DeBarge, Will Downing, La Rue, Jeremy Jordan, Alison Limerick, Frankie Knuckles, Tavares, Bobby Bland, Mystic Merlin, Mighty Clouds of Joy, Alberto Fortis, Alfie, Durell Coleman, Dynasty, Stop the Madness, Vesta Williams, Sherrick, Imagination, NJ Mass Choir, Herb Alpert, Joan Baez, Magic Lady, Beau Williams, LA Mass Chour, Bert Robinson, Cassandra, Yours Truly, Vanessa Williams, Classixx)
  • Wayne Linsey - Keys (Maze, Frankie Beverly, Tonight Show Band, Linseym, Bobby Thurston, Starpoint, Enchantment, Lenny Williams, Emotions, Stanley Clarke, Bobby Womack, George Howard, Garry Glenn, Ray Parker Jr, Paul Jackson Jr, Brenda Russell, Mighty Clouds of Joy, By All Means, Nancy Wilson, Jackie Jackson, James JT Taylor, Jacksons, Paul Jackson, Whitney Houston, Marva Hicks, Patti Austin, Andrew Logan, Gene Rice, Nona Gaye, Gerald Alston, John Pagano, Norman Brown, James Ingram, Phil Perry, Terence Trent D'Arby, Dean James, Harbvey Mason, Doc Powell, Brigette McWilliams, Babyface, Arnold McCuller, Gary Taylor, Donnie, Frank McComb, David Nathan, Trina Broussard, Gerald Albright, Impromp2, Traincha, Lynne Fiddmont, Dwayne Smitty Smith, Smokey Robinson, Miles Davis, Leon Ware, Jermaine Lockhart)
  • Harlan Rogers - Keys (Koinonia Sonlight, 3rd Ave Blues Band, Andrae Crouch, Reba, maria Muldaur, Gordon Lightfoot, Johnny Rivers, Maranatha Singers, Katinas,  more)
  • Thomas A Whitfield - Keys (James Cleveland, Craig Bros, Gospel Soul Children, Mel Carter, Edwin Hawkins, Beverly Glenn, Howard Lemon Singers, James Cleveland, Voices of Tabernacle, Keith Pringle, Gospel Soul Children of NOLA, Aretha Franklin, Vanessa Bell Armstrong)
  • Loris Holland - Keys (Mel Carter, Patti Labelle, Celine Dion, R.Kelly, Millie Jackson, Mariah Carey, Jeff Buckley, Lauryn Hill, Whitney Houston, Santana, Mary J Blige, Smokey Robinson, more)
  • John Bokowski - Keys (Teena Marie, Rick Dees, Charlene, Four Tops, KoKo PoP, Rockwell, Bobby Womack, Teen Dream, Chill Factor, Tracie Spencer, Angela Bofill, Pointer Sisters, Paul Jackson Jr, Club Nouveau, Helen Baylor, Louis Price, Power of Seven, Rodney Mannsfield, For Lovers Only, Donnie McClurkin, Phyllis St James)
  • Michael Rochelle - Keys, Synth (Gift of Dreams, The GT's, Buddy Montgomery, Rudy Copeland, Kristine, Natalie Cole, West Coast Crew, Michael Jackson, Magic Lady)
  • Dean Parks - Guitar (Johnny Rivers, LA Boogie Band, Karizma, Koinonia, Patrick Williams,Ray Conniff, Lyle Lovett, Madeleine Peyroux, North TX Lab Bands, Helen Reddy, Sonny & Cher, David Cassidy, Wayne Newton, Vicki Carr, Partridge Family, T-Bone Walker, Billy Joel, Garfunkel, Donald Byrd, Righteous Bros, Stevie Wonder, Steely Dan, Neil Sedaka, Glen Campbell, Lulu, Rita Coolidge, Tavares, lots)
  • Hadley Hockensmith - Guitar (Koinonia, Sonlight, 3rd Ave Blues Band, Big John Hall, Pam Thum, Bruce Hibbard, Kelly Willard, Andreae Crouch, Arlo Guthrie, Reba, Imperials, Barbara Mandrell, America, Gordon Lightfoot, Neil Diamond, more)
  • Abraham Laboriel - Bass (Los Traviesos, Johnny Mathis, Gary Burton, Michel legrand, Ella Fitzgerald, 3prime, Friendship, Henry Mancini, Koionia, Los Profetas, Open Hands, Jazz Ministry, Akira Jimbo, Leo Sayer, Al Jarreau, Pointer Sisters, Commander Cody, Stephen Bishop, Grimaldi/Zeiher, Barbara Streisand, Captain & Tennille, Dolly Parton, Stan Getz, Tom Jones, Leonard Cohen, Peter Allen, Herb Alpert, Jimmy Cliff, Barry Manilow, Debby Boone, George Benson, Lionel Richie, Chaka Khan, Kenny Rogers, Quincy Jones more)
  • Andrew Gouche - Bass (NPG-Q, Andrae Crouch, Michael Jackson, Julio Iglesias, Pattie Howard, David Foster, Moments of Faith, James Cleveland, S.Cali Comm. Choir, Voices of Cornerstone, Mighty Clouds of Joy, Gangs Back, LaQuint, Aguilar, Cheryl Lynn, Michael Trammell & Blest, Edwin Hawkins, LA Gospel Messengers, Sandra Crouch, NJ Mass Choir, Tramaine Hawkins, Philip Bailey, Crystal Lewis, 32Phreeze, Beau Williams, Debbie McClendon, Melba Moore, Louis Price,  Lonnie Morgan, Andre David Brooks, Arvis Strickling Jones, PH Factor, Randy Crawford, Coolio, Five Star, Montell Jordan, Paul Russon, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Michael Ruff, Mary mary, TQ, Warren G, Ann Nesby, Smokey Robinson, Ruben Studdard, Patti Labelle, Heather Headley, Chaka Khan, Snoop Dogg, Jackie Gouche, Keb Mo, Dorian Holley, Quincy Jones, Kurupt, Lowell Pye, Terrance Martin, Aretha Franklin, Bridgette Bryant, Murs, Prince, Judith Hill, Mano Brown, Bottom 40, Mike Phillips, Carole Simmons)
  • Lanar Brantley - Bass (James Cleveland, Vernard Johnson, Clark Sisters, Linda, Keith Pringle, Vanessa Bell Armstrong, Gospel Sould Children of NOLA, Royce Javan, Minister Thomas A Whitfield, Aretha Franklin, Clark Sisters, Lavine Hudson, Rev. Charles Nicks Jr, Truthettes, Bert Robinson, Eddie Murphy, Jade, LL Cool J, Karen Clark-Sheard, Will Smith, Boys Choir of Harlem)
  • Dean Gant - Bass (Don Kinsey, Chosen Ones, Invisible Man's Band, Stargard, Linda Clifford, Spinners, Stephanie Mills, Larry Graham, Jones Girls, Madonna, Keni Burke, Anita Baker, Outkast, Peabo Bryson, Sunfire more)
  • Bill Maxwell - Drums (Andrae Crouch, Koinonia, Open Hands, Sonlight, 3rd Ave Blues Band, Elton John, Leon Russell, Melody Gardot, Barbara Mandrell, Maria Muldaur, Qunicy Jones, Alpha Band, Phil Driscoll, T-Bone Burnett, more)
  • Greg Phillingame - Synth Programming (Steve Vai, Toto, Quincy Jones, Donna Summer, Lionel Richie, Eric Clapton, Ray Parker Jr, Neil Diamond, Denise Williams, Kenny Koggins, Patti Austin, George Harrison, Richie Sambora, Rickie Lee Jones, Boz Scaggs, Rod Stewart, Isley Bros, Santana, David Gilmour, Stevie Wonder many)
  • Justo Almario - Horn (Jazz on the Latin Side Allstars, Open Hands, Koinonia, Roy Ayers, Ubiquity, Tolu, Mongo Santamaria, Peabo Bryson, Linda Ronstadt, Engelbert, Placido Domingo more)
  • Alex Acuna - Percussion ( Weather Report, Perez Prado, Elvis Presley, Diana Ross, Paul McCartney, Joni Mitchell, Ella Fitzgerald, Chick Corea, Whitney Houston, Placido Domingo, Herbie Hancock, Carlos Santana, Antonio Carlos Jobmin, Beck, Roberta Flack, Al Jarreau, Acuna-Hoff-Mathisen Trio, Birds of a Feather, Bob Mintzer, Bobby Lye, Caldera, Clare Fischer's Latin Sound, Friendship, GRP All Star Big Band, Jazz on the Latin Side Allstars, Koinonia, Los Hijos del Sol, Session II, Blues Caravan, Tia Dia, Tolu, Toon Roos Group, many)
  • Ollie Brown - Percussion, Linn Drum (Raydio, Ollie & Jerry, Ollie Baba, Blackbyrds, Ray Parker Jr, Fire Fox, James Ingram, Tahiti, Tracie Spencer, Paul Jackson Jr, Stevie Wonder, Joe Cocker, Bill Cosby, Temptations, Rolling Stones, Eric Carmen, Van Morrison, Billy Preston, Diana Ross, Grease (sndtk), Deniece Williams , Sly & Family Stone, Moulin Rouge, Commodores, Jermaine Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Blondie Pointer Sisters, Quincy Jones, Kenny Rogers, Village People, Gloria Gaynor, DeBarge, Wilson Pickett, Michael Jackson, more)
  • Melvyn Williams - Additional Vox (Williams Bros, Verlin Sandles, Gospel Concerto, Johnnie Taylor, Latimore, Mississippi Mass Choir, Anita Baker, Regina Belle, United Inspirational Quire of Columbus OH, Jackson Southernaires, Truthettes, Leomia Boyd, Friends, Gospel Miracles, Sammy Stevens & the Ephesians, Ralph Favors)
  • Doug Williams - Additional Vox (Paradise, Williams Bros, Johnnie Taylor, Latimore, Mississippi Mass Choir, New Frontiers, Yolanda Adams, Anita Baker, Gospel Miracles, Jackson Southernaires)
  • Kevin Session - Backing Vox 
  • Kevin Jackson - Backing Vox (Andy Stokes, Marcell Russell, BeBe & CeCe)
  • Victor Adams - Backing Vox (Active Force, Bobby Barth, EZB & DJ Los)
  • Celeste McKinney - Backing Vox
  • Jerome Earl Wright - Backing Vox (Andrew Wartts, Gospel Storytellers, Thomas Whitfield, NOLA Gospel Soul Children, Keith pringle, Vanessa Bell Armstrong, Commissioned, Aretha Franklin, Witness, Angelo & Veronica, Randy Crawford)
  • Dwayne Whitehead - Backing Vox (The MOB)
  • Debra Renee Winans - Backing Vox (BeBe-CeCe-Vickie-Ron-Daniel Winans, Tim Miner, Melba Moore, Carman, Bobby Brown)
  • Regina Winans - Backing Vox (various Winans members)
  • Angelique Winans - Backing Vox  (various Winans, Tim Miner, Lavine Hudson, Melba Moore, Bobby Brown, Kelli Williams, IDOL King, Donnie McClurkin, Darwin hobbs, Michelle Williams, TD Jakes)
  • Benjamin BeBe Winans - Backing Vox (Andrae Crouch, PTL Club, BeBe & CeCe, 3 Winans Bros, Artists (United) for Haiti, Tammy Faye Bakker, Howard & Vestal, Melba Moore, Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, Gladys Knight, Anastacia, Sam Moore, Dionne Warwick, Chicago, Louie Vega, more)
  • Deborah Winans - Backing Vox (various Winans members, Tim Miner. Lavine Hudson, Margaret Becker, Mark Lowry, Carman, Margaret Bell, IDOL King, Donnie McClurkin, Yolanda Adams)
  • Fred Hammond - Backing Vox (Andrae Crouch, Commissioned, Brian McKnight, Ruben Studdard,  more)
  • Mario Winans - Child Vox (The Hitmen, Puff Daddy, Lil Kim, Jennifer Lopez, Ginuwine, R. Kelly, 98 Degrees, Limp Bizkit, Faith Evans, Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Mary J Blige, Keyshia Cole, Jay-Z, more)
  • Marvin "Coconut" Winans Jr - Child Vox (Erica Campbell, Vickie Winans)
  • Michael "Baby Mike" Winans Jr - Child Vox (P. Diddy)
  • LaShay Winans - Child Vox (Danity Kane, P.Diddy)
  • Carvin "Bronco" Winans Jr - Child Vox (Kim Fields, Gospel Buggy Choir)
  • Juan Winans - Child Vox (Kim Fields, Gospel Buggy Choir, Michelle Williams, Michael Bolton)
  • Joy Winans - Child Vox (Kim Fields, Gospel Buggy Choir)
  • Steve King - Engineer
  • Barney Perkins - Engineer, Mixing
  • Craig Bervage - Engineer
  • Win Kutz - Engineer
  • Peter Hadon - Engineer
  • Mary Ann Dibs - Art Direction
  • Russell Comfort - Photos
Unknown-ness: Never heard of this band. At first, when i bought the record, i thought it would be a new age sort of album: abstract/fossil art & the band name font suggested as much. But the band image on the back and sleeve, prompted me to change my guess to Smooth Jazz...1987 was a solid year for both genres. But since the band consists of family members with Winans as the last name, and songs like Real Meaning of Xmas & How Can You Live Without Christ, i now believe this will be some sort of christian cult gospel band with smooth jazz leanings.

Album Review: Smooth RnB spirituals starts from the first track, with vocals layered over each other, and what sounds to be all synth production. I can automatically tell, this is not an album for me, and had to turn it off before the last song finished. I know Anita Baker is on the first (Grammy winning, top 20 R&B charting) track, "Ain't No Need to Worry," and it was weird hearing Michael McDonald on "Love Has No Color."

The band / family (10 siblings) has kept their religious beliefs close to their hearts, with most surviving members still preaching or recording gospel records. All this despite a strict upbringing of no music (other than gospel) or theater/movies/TV. They've won grammys and one sibling, not on this record, CeCe (Pricilla) is the #1 selling gospel artist of all time. This is the fifth of their records and it reached #1 on the Gospel Album Chart (Billboard), and they are revered for updating gospel's sound by mixing in Soul & RnB.

Stand Out Track:

Links:
Wiki

Monday, April 20, 2020

Don Bowman - Funny Folk Flops

Name: Don Bowman
Album: Funny Folk Flops
Year:1968
Style: Parody, Comedy, Folk
Similar Bands: Frank De Lima, Weird Al, Ray Stevens
"One-Word" Review: tea-bagger-get-off-my-lawn-anti-hippie-unfunny-jokester
Based Out Of: Lubbock TX
Label: RCA Victor 
Cover & Record
Back & Record
Funny Folk Flops (1968)
  1. Green Sleeves 2:28
  2. Crawdad Song 2:28
  3. Under Tremendous Amount of Pressure 2:45
  4. Worried Man 2:20
  5. All My Trials 2:00
  6. Dealyer's Stoned 2:35 /
  7. The San Francisco Scene 2:16
  8. In the Pine Trees 2:10
  9. Messin' Up My Mind 2:50
  10. House of the Setting Sun 2:05
  11. Tom Dooley Baby 2:00
  12. Streets of San Francisco 2:39
Album Rating (1-10): 2.0

Members & Other Bands:
  • Don Bowman - Vox, Writing
  • Chet Atkins - Procucer
  • Felton Jarvis - Producer
  • Al Pachucki - Recording Engineer
  • Eddy Arnold - Liner Remarks
Unknown-ness: Never heard of this artist. But the cover, with him taking on different stereotypes and forms to produce "funky folk flops" with a "can you believe this?" look on his face, i'm guessing this is not someone who takes these styles or cultures seriously or respectfully, and this is probably a joke / insult album.

Album Review: This is a comic record, which mostly pokes fun at counter culture and flower children via an out of touch sense of humor which would ring true with older folks worryin' 'bout them hippies. Bowman passed away in 2013, but was a disc jockey, singer & songwriter, and comedian. His career genre was country as he was the original DJ for "American Country Countdown" from 73-78, and he apparently helped Waylon Jennings get a start. There is really no singing on the album, it is jut Don saying some rhyming phrases over country-folk music, with elderly lines like "can you believe that, and aw shucks chuckles at his own "unbelievable" realizations. From the loose parody of  House of the Rising Sun as the perspective of a nosey neighbor to a community house of folk singers and hippies, like a redneck tea-bagging trumper's version of Tom Wait's "What is He Doing in There?" to the outright hatred of hippies in the obnoxious "The San Francisco Scene" and "Streets of San Francisco" the album is just as terrible in its intolerance as well as the storytelling. Perhaps they assumed that hippies and their culture was a passing phase, that looking back at the scene would put this album ahead of it's time, alas, it's just grandpa yelling get offa my lawn. Or maybe the prejudice was part of the charm, and this album is trying to show folks how disrespectful people come off? I really doubt it.

Stand Out Track: The San Francisco Scene

Links:
Youtube album
Spotify album
Wiki
discogs
allmusic
IMDB
website
second hand songs

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

R.L. Stein - This Cover Was Left Intentionally Blank

Name: R.L. Stein
Album: This Cover Was Left Intentionally Blank
Year: 2004
Style: Improv Noise
Similar Bands: 90's Internet modem log-on sound
"One-Word" Review: Noisey Space Feedback
Based Out Of: Philadelphia, PA
Label: Breathmint
Cover, Insert, Record
Back, Record
This Cover Was Left Intentionally Blank (2004)
  1. Untitled A1 3:29
  2. Untitled A2 7:09
  3. Untitled A3 3:40 / 
  4. Untitled B1 6:23
  5. Untitled B2 8:37
Album Rating (1-10): 2.0

Members & Other Bands:

  • Matt Bacon (Broke Box, Cock E.S.P)
  • Sarah Bernat (16 Bitch Pile-Up, Bad News, Work)
  • Jared Burak (Distressed Signal, Sanguine Piss, Sanguine Vessel, Seekers of the Claw, The GTC, The Sound of Failure)
  • Frank Falestra (Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13, Laundry Room Squelchers, To Live & Shave in LA)
  • Carlos Gonzalez
  • E.W. (Emil)Hagstrom - Layout (Cock E.S.P, Coward Electronics, Hagony, New port, Origami Genitalia, Origami Republika, Paekong Mae's Integer & Real Fathom Band, The Amputease, Wrong)
  • Valerie Martino (Unocorn Hard-On, Salt Swan, Russian Tsarcasm, Leslie Keffer)
  • Andy Ortmann - Abstructum, Behold! The Living Corpse, Contradiction, Fashion Dictator, Glass Bath, O/W, Panicsville, Plastic Crimewave Sound, Pound of Flesh)
  • Mat Rademan - Guitars, Electronics, Layout (Micronauts, Antler Piss, Chapter 9, Desiccant, FUN, Lotus, Milton, Sanguine Piss, Sanguine Vessel, Seekers of the Claw, Newton)
  • Mike Schauwitzer (Mildew, Milton, Peter J Woods Free Jazz Ensemble, Slow Owls, SWWS)
  • Ren Schofield - Drums (Dynasty, Form a Log, Gang Wizard, Mercy Light, Pool, Rods of God, Japanese Karaoke Afterlife Experiment, Container)
  • Jason Verjagen (Cock E.S.P)
  • Steve Albini - Recording
  • Chris Pottinger - Drawing
  • Ian Lynne - Dedecation


Unknown-ness: Never heard of this band, Breathmints. But it is a beautifully, creative and mysterious product, as there is really no information about the band at all except a few names printed on a clear plastic insert, like you'd use on an overhead projector. The picture disc itself is beautiful, with an insane MTV's The Head looking drawing on the "JAM" side, and the studio tracking/order sheet of this album's recording on the shark/ladybird side. No idea what the content is, since 2004, it could be anything. leaning toward arty indie rock.

Album Review: So this is an orchestrated noise record. Songs had general ideas, and the hired hands played improv-style noise through grit and feedback. They got insanely popular Steve Albini to engineer the album, What's interesting is that most of the tracks are isolated on the album. That is, when a track ends, the record spins in an infinite loop, and a needle re-drop is needed to advance. As the mystery far exceeds the music, I feel it is necessary to copy this anecdote from Mat Rademans hand (on the discogs page): "Approx, spring 2004 plans start being set into motion to record R.L. Stein's 1st LP.  At this point, the band was a duo of Ren Schofield on drums, myself on guitar/electronics & guest players depending on the city we were playing in. So talks between Ren & I began, who was gonna play on it with us? who was gonna record it? should we even really do this? After a few "uhhhs" & "mmmmm's" i basically said "fuck it, let's get Albini to record it, we'll get some rad people to play on it, get it pressed to picture disc, & i'll slave away on overtime at work the next few months & pay for it all!" Ren i believe responded with something like "cool.", delivered in a very monotone voice.So there it began....I had been running my mouth for years about wanting to record a record with Steve Albini. I can honestly remember calling Steve on the phone as far back as when i was in the Mirconauts to set up a session with him. I have been a long time fan of his work, & loved the sound he got on tape. So i got in touch with him and set up a date that worked best for all involved.Next to assemble the additional players, which ended up being a massive group of Breathmint's inner circle & other pals close to the heart.Matt Bacon Sarah Bernat Jared Burak Frank Falestra Carlos Gonzalez E.W. Hagstrom Valerie Martino Andy Ortmann Mike Schauwitzer Jason VerhagenI booked the Newton "Cruel Summer" tour around the session, and off we went.So on August 19th, 2004 A.D., the 12 of us met that for breakfast and i presented the "gameplan", a loose structure of "songs" & a list of who would be playing with Ren & I on what track. Then over to Electrical Audio ( a two-studio complex located in Chicago, Illinois and owned by Steve Albini) to record & mix this LP." - Mat Rademan June 13th, 2008

Stand Out Track:

Links:
Discogs
Breathmints
Steve Albini WIki
Mat Raderman Discogs

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Mad at the World - Flowers in the Rain

Band: Mad at the World
Album: Flowers in the Rain
Year: 1988
Style: Christian Synthpop / New Wave
Similar Bands: Depeche Mode, Ultravox, Morrissey, Howard Jones
"One-Word" Review: creepy-operatic-gay-vampire-metal
Based Out Of: Southern California
Label: Frontline Records
 Flowers in the Rain - Cover & Record
Flowers in the Rain - Back & Record

Flowers in the Rain (1988)

  1. "Fearfully And Wonderfully" – 3:50
  2. "Flowers In The Rain" – 4:15
  3. "Why" – 4:36
  4. "Puppet Strings" – 4:17
  5. "No Mistakes" – 3:18
  6. "Wait" – 3:29 /
  7. "I Don't Wanna Go There" – 3:17
  8. "Faith Is A Perfect Road" – 3:36
  9. "In My Dream" – 3:51
  10. "Lovelight In The Midnight" – 5:08
  11. "This Lie" – 3:320
  12. "Dancing On Your Grave" – 5:58

Album Rating (1-10): 2.0

Members & Other Bands:
Roger Rose - Vocals, keyboards, guitars and drum programming, Producer
Randy Rose - Vocals, drum programming and electric bass (Rose, Mothership)
Mike Pendelton - Keyboards and electric guitar (Honky Mofos, Greg Jasperse)
Ray Rose - Acoustic guitar and electric bass

Unknown-ness: I’ve never heard of this band, but from their depressed name, and dismal album title, and their hair/clothings, I’m guessing it is some dark emo-new wave, even more sad and melancholy than the Cure. They look like the goth kids from South Park. I’d be surprised if it is anything but jaded synth new wave.

Album Review: Ok, they got me; turns out, this is Christian Rock played to the appeal of British dark new wave, or simply synth pop, minus the bouncy, jovial pop sound, plus a little extra metal. These are synth ballads used to get their various messages of god propaganda across. The only close give-a-way song title was “Faith is a Perfect Road.” Ugh.

"Fearfully And Wonderfully" starts off the album incredibly dated with an echoing drum intro and smooth, yet dark synth bass. The vocals are like that of a cartoon villain, fake British, perhaps a bit like Dracula. Already they start with the god stuff, saying how people are created as they are meant to be, all the while, the song had dark tones. The chorus and bridge do have catchy melodic hooks, which are hard to sing along to without smirking.
"Flowers In The Rain" features metal guitars that fit the metal scene of 1988. Again, the vocals are the same over the top, creepy old dude trying to sing like he’s from a 1880’s operatic British outfit. He’s hesitant in his singing pulling back at times to sound somewhat fay in contrast to the pseudo metal croon.
"Why" drops the evil dark tone, and is a story song about a bunch of people fighting sin. In this song, Roger sounds more comparable to Morrissey than anything else: vocals smoothly floating over the melody with the fake, over the top British accent. The tone is slight and peaceful, sounding like a Howard Jones song, minus the richness in Jones’ vocals. The end of the song features plucked violin strings and a falsetto challenge for Roger.
"Puppet Strings" starts out with some heavy metal riffs, and his vocals try to channel a deep, rich death metal sound, but fall short. The song just comes off as boring. Mid-song, Roger forgets the song’s style choice, and he lightly sings about jesus, which completely derails the momentum. There is a breakdown that has spoken word advert sound bites overlaid, which I imagine is supposed to seem political, but it is just cheesy.
"No Mistakes" is a piano ballad about a girl who was born as an unwanted pregnancy. Roger tries to validate her life with this touching crooning ballad, which again bears resemblance to Morrissey when he rolls the word “you” out over the symphonic musical background. The song fades out as he repeats the title of the track
"Wait" begins with a sinister organ, which might just be a normal church organ, but then the song actually picks up musical merit with a driving metal guitar melody. Then he tries his deep crooning style over the top, and the song becomes completely ruined. It seems like this is what metal singers should be like in his mind, but it is just a horrible, uncomplimentary style to…anything (I was going to limit it to the music, but really, anything paired is runined). Still, the music is descent and driving.

"I Don't Wanna Go There" creates a nice upbeat musical setting for his Morrissey styled lyrics, even the title could be a Morrissey song. The song is light and waif-like. It is piano based, and absent of any dark synth elements or metal guitars. In this song, he utters “Sex is a wonderful thing to share:” A sentiment that got them in trouble within the religious community for a song of there’s on a later album.
"Faith Is A Perfect Road" brings the vibe back to dark synth pop, combined with a grinding one-dimensional metal guitar. We are treated with his gay vampire vocals again. There are some shining musical moments, but overall, this is forgettable
“In My Dream" has a twinkinling cold synth effect at first, that transitions into an anti-angelic synth tone, and proceeds to devolve into a general sing-song melody supported synthpop song.
"Lovelight In The Midnight" is the musical equivalent of shaking up a can of faygo soda, and giving to someone else to open as a prank. It is a somewhat driving song, but it is all over the place, and actually kinda summarizes everything that they’ve presented on the album. It is metal guitars vs. the crooning dark vocals, plus some synth keyboards sprinkled on top like adding arsenic. It features a guitar solo, which is not really that bad. But it ends with a couple of guitar chords
"This Lie" oddly starts off with a munchkin-sung playground chant, adapted to pitch their own creepy message. The vocals don’t seem to fit over the music all that much until they hit the bridge. It is not too dark of a synth song, but his vocals still make it creepy, and you still can’t dance to it. All that said, it bears resemblance to Pet Shop Boys, unfortunately.
"Dancing On Your Grave" is just dark, cold and sparse. A frozen crystalline palace shattered with all the debris glittering painfully on the ground. Then you are running, thrust forward with driving drums and a guitar that chases you like the moon up in the sky. Ugh, then the sub-par Danzig vocals begin, and any sort of imagery is dissolved. I guess this is best described as a synth prog song.

Stand Out Track: There is no best track, but this one stood out: No Mistakes

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Frank DeLima & Na Kolohe - Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin - Live @ the Noodle Shop!

Name: Frank DeLima & Na Kolohe
Album: Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin
Year: 1981
Style: Comedy
Similar Bands: Juvinile Comedy
"One-Word" Review: Localized-Hawaiian-Meh-Humor
Based Out Of: Honolulu, Hawaii (The Noodle Shop Waikiki Sand Vila Hotel)
Label: Pocholinga Productions
Don't Sneeze...cover
Don't Sneeze...back

Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin (1981)
  1. The Meanist Paniolo Palolo Ever Had 3:54
  2. The Lexography of Non-Local Locution 6:38
  3. Sashimi Street 6:24
  4. Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin 2:42/
  5. Lucille 4:58
  6. Island Airwaves 3:48
  7. Pakes 1:36
  8. Babooze 5:46
  9. The Japanese 0:40
  10. The King of the Jungle 1:00
Album Rating (1-10):
2.0

Members & Other Bands:
Frank DeLima - Writer, Producer, Ukulele
Partick Downes - Writer, Music & Lyrics, Cover Design, Graphics, Recording & General Editing, Snapshots
Dean Shimabukuro - Writer, Guitar
Dean Lum - Writer, Bass, Recorded
John Chang - Touch-Up & Final Editing
Ray Tanaka - Cover Photo

Unknown-ness: I had seen this record at the thrift shop where I volunteer time organizing their records. And I re-shelved the album many times into 1982, not giving it much thought. Eventually I picked it up and looked at it. From the title and front picture it seemed very silly, but it might be a interesting record from the early 80's. I figured "Live @ The Noodle Shop" would mean it was a live record, so it would have a good energy. The image on the back is a collage of different clippings and pictures, adding more to the chaotic feel of good 80's albums.

Album Review: Little did I know or anticipate that this would be a comedy record from Hawaii. So it will be a little different to review an album that is not music. The album starts off with a dated and localized jokes. The first track is a joke-song is a tale of a Portuguese tough guy from Palolo. The joke is that he’s not tough at all. All his toughness examples are either on a small scale or sound like they should be tough, but are pleasant. The second track is an audience participation sing song joke, making fun of local dialect & jargon. Some of the audience response is unintelligible, but the jokes are lost on outsiders anyway. These are inside jokes, where Hawaii is on the inside. The bit ends with a joke about why your ass crack (or the local word for it) is the direction it is: if you slip down the steps, you don’t go (lip-flapping sound). The audience seemed to like it. The sections are broken up with fade-ins and fade-outs, making each joke seem prepared, and staged, rather than a non-stop live performance. After speaking in Japanese for a bit, the next joke is introduced as an educational program translating numbers in Japanese. He invites Animal from the Muppet Show on stage to assist in the joke, only to be greeted by a poorly parodied Kermit first. Animal is obviously fooled naively, as he only knows English: one = itchy, two = knee, three = sun, four = she, five = go, and it falls apart from there as it is supposed to. The next is one of Frank De Lima’s most famous bits, “Don’t Sneeze When you Eat Saimin.” As you can guess, it tells what will if you sneeze while eating noodles. It delves into other dishes too. It is very juvenile in its sense of humor. “Lucille” is another song-parody about a girl leaving our narrator. After one stanza, it is announced that the song was written by Kenny Rodgers, written about a couple he saw in Hawaii. So Frank re-writes the story, as it must have originally occurred in Hawaii, before Kenny transcribed it for mainlanders to understand. “Island Airwaves” is a sample mockery of the radio stations they have in Hawaii. It has little musical examples and talk sections with all their idiosyncrasies explored. “Pakes” is an informational comedic explanation of racial slurs in Hawaii. But the jokes are still comical and tame in their tone. “Babooze” is about being a Portagee: “Hawaiian term for Portuguese.” Basically, they are just stupid jokes, with the Portagee input as the idiot, intermixed with a drinking melody reciting of Ba-Ba-Ba-Babooze. Again, the crowd seems to take to these jokes very well. “Japanese” is a very short information giving lessons explaining more Japanese words and stereotypes. “King of the Jungle” is just a joke recited without music. Basically these are all just acoustic silly songs, revolving around Hawaiian humor and Hawaiian stereotypes. It is nothing to really write home about, so I’ll just stop there.

Stand Out Track:
Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin

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Frank DeLima - allmusic
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Frank DeLima - interview Hawaii 411
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Frank DeLima - Buy Hawaiian Music
Frank DeLima - 2004 Interview acidlogic
Frank DeLima - Bio Booklines Hawaii
Frank DeLima - Making a Difference
Frank DeLima - Best Na Hoku HanoHano Comedy Album 1982

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Bachelors (the) - Presenting:

Artist: The Bachelors
Album: Presenting: The Bachelors
Year: 1964
Style: Folk, Easy Listening pop
Similar Bands: Folk-barbershop
Based Out of: Dublin Ireland
Label: London ffrr
Presenting: The Bachelors Varient Cover Fronts
Presenting: The Bachelors Cover Back & Side 1

Presenting: The Bachelors
1. Diane (sample) 2.48
2. Whispering (sample) 2.20
3. You'll Never Walk Alone (sample) 2.41
4. Moments to Remember 2.31
5. With These Hands 2.31
6. Only You 2.10/
7. Charmaine (sample) 2.31
8. I Believe (sample) 2.00
9. Dream 2.20
10. If 2.06
11. Whispering Grass 2.10
12. Old Bill 2.39

Album Rating (1-10):
2

Members & Other Bands:
Con Cluskey (Harmonichords)
Dec Cluskey (Harmonichords)
John Stokes (Harmonichords)
Shel Talmy
Mike Stone
Dick Rowe - Producer

Unknown-ness: I had never heard of this band. But from the cover and the images on the back, I figured they would be something along the lines of the Beach Boys, or Jay & The Americans. Both records have the same songs and back, the difference is that Diane does not appear on one cover.

Album Review: At first listen, the harmonized voices clearly remind me of a barbershop Quartet. I tried listening to the whole album, trying to find something to really enjoy, something that captured that simple pop tradition of catchy verse-chorus repeat and fade out. But nothing like that should be expected, and has been not been found. On this record are very slow country-ish tunes, that thump along, setting a relaxed mood without pace. Like a slow Sunday drive, the songs take their time to hang in the air and float by in slow-motion. The vocal Harmonies are pretty, but to me, they are simply pretty dull. I suppose if I knew what to expect, I probably would not have purchased this record. Such is the gamble when trying to find new (to me) bands for a dollar an album. However, I still feel I should add that this is just because the music is not appealing to me. It is not necessarily bad (I mean, they were a better selling band in 1964 than the Beatles), I just cannot jump onto this bandwagon of music and enjoy it.

Stand Out Track:
Whispering

Links:
Bachelors Wikipedia
Bachelors Allmusic
Con & Dec Bachelors Webpage current
Con & Dec Bachelors Myspace
Youtube with 4 Con & Dec Bachelors Videos
John Bachelors website