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Sunday, October 11, 2020

Surf MC's - Surf of Die

Name: Surf MC's
Album: Surf of Die
Year: 1987
Style: Hip Hop/Rap-Rock
Similar Bands: Beastie Boys, Run DMC, MC Hammer
"One-Word" Review: Embarrassing Surf Centric Rhymers
Based Out Of: LA, CA
Label: Profile

Cover & Record
Back & Record

Surf or Die (1987)

  1. Surf or Die 5:15 (single)
  2. Gotta Get Air 4:45
  3. Big Wednesday 4:44
  4. Rock That Beach 4:50/
  5. That's Cali For Ya 4:09
  6. Ths Surf is Live 3:13
  7. Boomin' It 4:26
  8. Can't Get a Tan 3:22
  9. You Will Be Served 3:46
Album Rating (1-10): 4.0

Members & Other Bands:
  • Paul "Sidewalk" Rodriguez
  • Ivan "MC IVE" Mumm
  • Tony "Kool G" Gilmour
  • Phil Kettner (Laaz Rockit)
  • Norman Kerner - Producer, Mixing, Surf Guitar (Paul Collins, The Grassy Knoll, Suzanne Little, Tara MacLean)
  • Scott Roberts - Co-Producer, Backing Vox (Bill Summers, Con Funk Shun, Kevin Toney, Pete Escovedo, Wayne Shorter, Zero, Charlie Hunter, 3X Krazy, Demolition Men, Headhunters)
  • Carl Herlofsson - Engineer, Mixing
  • Jacob Hellner - Co-Engineer, Mixing
  • Howie Weinberg - Mastering
  • Tom Sherry - Brilliant Crew Cheif
  • Mark Holzinger - Surf Guitar (Steve Carr, brent Brace, Groove.Org, Victoria Blyth)
  • Tierney Muscatelli - Surf Guitar
  • M Bomb - Surf Guitar, Sax
  • Chris Atchison - Rock Guitar, Backing Vox (Ruffians)
  • E-Rock - Bass
  • Joel Smith - Bass
  • "King James" Cassimus - Photos
  • Paul Randolph Haven - Art Direction
Unknown-ness: Never heard of this band. I'm guessing their name says it all: Hip Hop MCs that love to surf. I guess it could be really ok or really bad. It's probably terrible.

Album Review: The album is quite embarrassing, like a lower, bottom shelf Beastie Boys. Their songs are about catching air, scoping girls out on the beach, not getting a tan, Wednesdays, and one classic line about one man's "monster in his shorts, stood up like a sword" when seeing a huge wave. The beats are simple, the guitars and bass are minimal, and the vocals follow a pre-set Beastie Boys template of styles and pitches. At the very least, the music will employ elements of surf rock, perhaps most obviously in This Surf's Live. But I wouldn't say they are like the Ventures, the Raybeats or Man or Astroman? at all. Also the single, Surf of Die (reached #90), uses samples from The Peter Gunn Theme and Sugar Hill Gang's Apache amongst others. They also sample the B-52's, and were in the right place at the right time to open shows for the Red Hot Chili Peppers with Faith No More.

Stand Out Track: This Surf's Live

Links:
Wiki

Thursday, April 17, 2008

(the) Cucumbers - s/t

Name: (the) Cucumbers
Album: s/t
Year: 1987
Style: Jangly College Radio Pop
Similar Bands: Bongos, Blake Babies, B-52's, REM, X
"One-Word" Review: "Late-80's-College-Rock-Bounce"
Based Out Of: Hoboken, NJ
Label: Profile Records
The Cucumbers - Cover
The Cucumbers - Back
The Cucumbers (1987)
  1. My Boyfriend 2:47
  2. Work Together 3:28
  3. Tiger 2:47
  4. I'll Do Anything 3:34
  5. Shower 3:53 /
  6. Don't Drop The Baby 2:34
  7. My Town 3:17
  8. Birds 3:13
  9. One Step Further 2:37
  10. Just Don't Tell Me What To Do 3:05
Album Rating (1-10):
7.0

Members & Other Bands:David Young - Producer & Engineer
Andy Kelly - Asst. Engineer
Zuni - Asst. Engineer
Mikey Campbell - Asst. Engineer
Miriam Ludbrook - Asst. Engineer
Deena Shoshkes - Vox, Guitar, Synthesizers
Jon Fried - Guitar, Vox, Piano
Yuergen Renner - Drum Set, Backing Vox
John Williams - Bass, Backing Vox, Cloud-Guitar
Howie Weinberg - Mastering
Janet Peer - Art Direction & Design
Chip Simons - Photography
Patrick Lucas - Hair & Makeup

Unknown-ness: I had never heard of the Cucumbers. The front makes them look like a soft alternative rock band, with the pastel color tinting, the bare feet & the cutsie dress, stockings & shoes. But as cheery proof of the band's image, there is life growing (cucumbers) in the desolate grounds on which the cover was photographed. And the back has a nice, pleasant photo of the band & the text is washed in pastel colors again. I'm thinking that they will be minimal, non-threatening college rock.

Album Review: The Cucumbers start the album off with “My Boyfriend.” It is a bubbly, bouncy lite pop song that feels like REM, the Bongos and other similar bands, but the singing is female fronted, with a Juliana Hatfield sense of melody. The bass is simple and catchy. The 80’s electronic synthesized sounds add a layer of datedness, but I keep wanting the song to break into the Romantic’s “Talking In Your Sleep.” Work Together” sounds like the B-52’s in the same period of their work. Where it starts out as a revolving, echoing song similar to “Roam,” it breaks free and applies another dose of bouncy bass, and simplistic drums. The jangely guitar does not really keep time with the music, and acts as a distraction from the rest of the melody until the energetic chorus. Tiger starts off fast with a very bouncy bass and quick drumming pace and a liquefied guitar loop. The singing is quick talk-rap style. It feels like a college radio band of the 80’s recorded their version of a pop-punk song. The song is fun, and full of driving energy, but it just lacks a hook, like a catchy chorus to make it a perfect song. “I’ll Do Anything” is another song lost in the pre-90’s alternative happy, bouncy pop sound. On this song, she sounds like Belinda Carlisle in her Go-Go’s era, especially in the chorus. There is a wasted, out of place rock guitar solo hook played over a cowbell, which does not really add much to the song. “Shower” is a bongo, easy, lazy island song. The female vocals are strong, yet lullaby-like for the verse. It is a very literal description of taking a shower together. It could come off sexier than it does lyrically, but I believe it tries to be sexy with what it has.

“Don’t Drop the Baby” starts side 2, feeling like a Talking Heads song mixed together with Escape Club’s “Wild Wild West.” It relies of 2 sections which repeat and reprise over and over again. “My Town,” about Hoboken, is a very pleasant, three chord changing song pitching the singer’s home town to other people. There are some very catchy and interesting melodic workings on this song, some are carnivalish, some are dark, but all together this is an interesting song as it continues to change through its melodies. “Birds” is next, starting with a bunch of noise, and then flowing into a whistling bird song accompanied by xylophone. Although the lyrics are a bit silly (the bird said die), the melody of the whistle and Xylophone is very unique and works very well. I do not know X very well, but what I do know about them, reminds me of this song. “One Step Further” is a fun punk-paced song, with a great guitar following the chorus. It features call and response vocals of “come-back” The quick paced is dulled by both the drums and a tambourine. Her vocals fell as if she is right up against the mic, singing loud and confidently in. The off tune piano is a fantastic addition to the soundscape of the song. This song is pulled off perfectly, ending in a urgent car alarm warning guitar. The album completes with “Just Don’t Tell Me What To Do.” It is a simple, light filler song, some what slow, but still very interesting. It is set up in a very simple song structure, and is perfectly predictable.

Stand-Out Track:One Step Further

Links:The Cucumbers - allmusic
The cucumbers - Myspace
The Cucumbers - webpage
Home Office Records - Cucumbers page
Cucumbers aol band page
2 Cucumber videos